badassian:

Chicago Blackhawks Kris Versteeg Replica Jersey Give-a-way!

Try saying that five times fast.

Hello! I’m giving away my Versteeg jersey. It’s not that I don’t still admire Steeger and his swag, there’s just no room for a flow that large in my closet. He deserves a home that will appreciate his swag AND his flow.

The jersey is a replica so it’s not as fancy schmancy as an authentic but at the same time I wasn’t bankrupt after purchasing it. It was purchased off of fansedge.com in the spring of 2010. It’s only been worn a handful of times and has zero stains on it. Basically, it’s still in mint condition. It’s a men’s XL so it’s huge (the last Blackhawks Versteeg jersey in stock) and by huge I mean ginormous.

So. All you have to do is reblog this and/or message me* (you don’t even have to follow me, how fun is that?!) and I will write your name down on a numbered list and then use a fancy random number generator to pick the winner**. All reblogs and messages must be done by 11:59pm EST on February 29th (any after won’t be counted), the winner will be messaged the following day, March 1st, by 12:00pm EST. The jersey will be shipped free of charge*** by me no later than March 6th.

Just think about it if only ONE person participates, and you live within the continental United States, you get a jersey FO’ FREE. Seriously though, just participate because I need room in my closet for a few more Sabres jerseys, I mean what.

And that’s that, folks.

*Only one reblog and one message will be counted, so each participant will get a maximum of two chances to win the jersey. Any extra messages and reblogs will be discarded.

**Your initial numbers on the list will also be picked at random, a screenshot of the master number list will be provided before I pick the winner so you know where you stand.

***Dearest Canadians and everyone else in the world, I love you. Like a love song. Baby. But the cost of shipping to your countries is ridiculous. If this jersey is something that you really, truly want I may ask that you pay for half of the shipping (which could be anywhere from $15-$30 depending on your location in the world).

****I like footnotes and small print.

(via haveapurpose)